Review: PS VITA!!!!1!!

Well, I got it day one, so I decided to act on it a month later.

Just gonna say from the start: IF YOU CAN AFFORD A GAMING LAPTOP, BUY THAT.
Otherwise, this machine will fill the void the 3ds narrowly doesn't.

Now to start the first thing you notice when you turn it on, the PS logo shines so beauteously
that I am almost given a sense of hope for humanity, although not quite.
this is a nice screen, shiny and bright with just enough pixls to display a nifty
little game, it display UMVC3 quite nicely. If you were to play a round of
BlazBlue you would notice this thing has the best D-pad ever, clicky, and conjoined
at the center unlike the trashy one on the Duelshock 3. The duel nubs, oh how
I weeped with joy when I heard them call my name, they open up a world of
possibilities with their mere existance, although stubby they might be they
pop back into position quite nicely, though there are no FPSs to cut our teeth
on at launch. I blame the lamas, always strutting about with there no upper teeth
and there bushy tails, bigots.

The OS of the vita is acceptable, but has
many kinks in it, you cannot run a game and the web browser at once, can't watch
Youtubes and and the browser itself sucks yoshi eggs. The touch screen is as
responcive as anything I have used and if you need a dedicated handheld with more kick than a 3ds, this is it.

8.7/10 or in other words 8.7